This work is located in Washington, DC. Prolonged residency there is known to be highly hazardous to one's moral health. One symptom is having a proclivity for revolving doors; another is a burdensomely heavy wallet; yet another is blinding myopia. A suspected cause is too many free lunches, trips, and premium tickets to sporting events. There are some who disagree with this broadly accepted etiology - for example Roberts and Alito. They may, however, also subscribe to the belief that the Earth is flat.